02352cam a2200349 4500 545315656 TxAuBib 20211104120000.0 ||||||s2013||||||||||||||||||||||||und|u 9781453290064 1453290060 B00ARQXXEC Amazon 7235fc8d-09ae-4a5b-9ba4-86b8574b11cd OverDrive (Reserve ID) 1199672 OverDrive (Product ID) TxAuBib Bombeck, Erma. Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank [Libby eBook]. Open Road Media, 2013. Format: OverDrive Adobe EPUB eBook, Filesize: 5405kB. Format: OverDrive OverDrive Read. Format: OverDrive Kindle Book. Humor. ebook. women. HTML:<p><b>The "marvelously funny" and much-loved humorist explores the perils of suburban living in this <i>New York Times</i> bestseller (<i>Vogue</i>).</b></p> <p><br /> For years, the Bombecks have heard rumors of a magical land called Suburbia where the air is clean, the grass is trimmed, and children don't risk getting mugged on their walk to school. After watching their friends flee the city for subdivided utopias like Bonaparte's Retreat and Mortgage Mañana, Erma and her family load up their belongings and cry, "Station wagons . . . ho!"</p> <p>But life on the suburban frontier is not as perfect as they had hoped. The trees are stunted, the house is cramped, and there's no grass at all. But the Bombecks will make do, for they are suburbanites now—the last true pioneers!</p> <p><i>This ebook features an illustrated biography of Erma Bombeck including rare images and never-before-seen documents from the author's estate.</i></p>. Humor (Nonfiction.) Nonfiction. Media Type: eBook. Importer Version: 2014-01-08.01 Import Date: 2022-01-03 20:00:02. https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=7235FC8D-09AE-4A5B-9BA4-86B8574B11CD&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (Adobe EPUB eBook) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=7235FC8D-09AE-4A5B-9BA4-86B8574B11CD&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (Kindle Book) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=7235FC8D-09AE-4A5B-9BA4-86B8574B11CD&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (OverDrive Read)