02197cam a2200373 4500 545495914 TxAuBib 20211104120000.0 ||||||s2018||||||||||||||||||||||||und|u 9781941360224 194136022X 0db65809-5daf-466a-b731-6890ec5491d8 OverDrive (Reserve ID) 5961612 OverDrive (Product ID) TxAuBib Katz, Andrew. The Vampire Gideon's Suicide Hotline and Halfway House for Orphaned Girls [Libby]. Lanternfish Press, 2018. Humor. mental health. supernatural. Suicide. humanity. vampire. depression. Format: OverDrive Adobe EPUB eBook, Filesize: 2531kB. Format: OverDrive OverDrive Read. Fantasy. Fiction. Humor (Fiction.) HTML:<p>In the house on the hill, there lives a vampire. But not of the sexy, mysterious, or sparkling kind. The vampire Gideon prefers to drink nearly expired blood from the local morgue while watching over the humans around him—humans he calls "children," because when you're as old as he is, everyone else does seem like a child. And so many of these children are prepared to throw their lives away over problems that, in Gideon's view, appear rather trivial.<br /> He sets about trying to fix them by means of an unofficial, do-it-yourself suicide hotline. He's sure that he's making a difference, maybe even righting the mistakes of his past. Then one day a troubled young girl calls, and his (undead) life gets turned upside down. Before he knows it, he's got a surly, tech-addicted teenage roommate—and, at long last, he begins to grow up.</p>. Media Type: eBook. Importer Version: 2014-01-08.01 Import Date: 2022-01-03 20:00:02. https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=0db65809-5daf-466a-b731-6890ec5491d8&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (Adobe EPUB eBook) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=0db65809-5daf-466a-b731-6890ec5491d8&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (OverDrive Read)